Chuck Norris Sweat?

Thanks to Jon, I now know what I desperately want to find in my stocking at Christmastime...a Mandle.




For your information, here are a few little-known facts about Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris is so tough he's the only guy I know who uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris' favorite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

When taking the SAT, be sure to write "Chuck Norris" for every answer...you're sure to score over 8,000.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.